Music plays with a pulsing beat. Your toned, gorgeous body moves with the rhythm. Sweat beads across your brow. At the centre of the action is a glimmering brass pole.

This isn’t a scene from a nightclub. There’s no sticky film of stale beer coating the floor. No old man leering from the nearest table. You are at home, with your own music, your own moves, your own audience. There’s nothing to hold you back from going as far as your imagination will take you.

Sound good? Leave the brass pole to us. The rest is up to you.